so i read somewhere that skipping the introduction when writing a paper and doing it last made writing a lot easier. well, we had to turn in our rough draft at the end of the class and i didn’t get around to finishing so when our teacher handed our papers back, i saw this and deAR GOD SHE’S SO SASSY
Google Chrome feels
this made me laugh so hard
trying to become friends with someone when ur both shy
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??
im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS
i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo
The boy who was pulled out of Heaven only to be thrust into Hell.
Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
make you a buck
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
With all the force of a great tycoon
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!